Let me give you a little inside
information about God. God likes
to watch. He's a prankster. Think
about it. He gives man instincts.
He gives you this extraordinary
gift, and then what does He do, I
swear for His own amusement,
his own private, cosmic gag reel,
He sets the rules in opposition.
It's the goof of all time. Look but
don't touch. Touch, but don't
taste. Taste, don't swallow.
Ahaha. And while you're jumpin'
from one foot to the next, what is
he doing? He's laughin' His sick,
fuckin' ass off! He's a tight-ass!
He's a SADIST! He's an absentee
landlord! Worship that? NEVER!
~The Devil's Advocate
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